∞ Zyhrlloses

Our crew and I were exploring the depths of the Universe back in December of 2001. Our God, Xenonetix, sent us into the depths (about 10^100^100 lightyears down) so we can track a whyienner’s whyienning using a MAX folder that converts the whyienner’s whyienning into “Zyhrlloses”, which is the unit to measure the retardation of a whyienner’s whyienning. I, Zyhrllos, was one of the crew’s MIA afterwards, leading to the Hyperverse to abort my pestness as soon as possible afterwards. I was seen as pest in the crew, and the crew was right. But deep down, I myself know that lol, I'm vvorst x1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000.

We were in the_Void near the well-known Box that stretches between the Omniverse and the edge of The Multiverse. Our crew was set over the edge of the Jet, side-by-side of eachother. We waited until our God spammed MAXes… and we flipped in.

Like I said before, there were only the five of us: Ernesdo, IguestI, Swagaholic, Pat and me. Ernesdo was in front, leading the crew downwards into the dark and eerie depths. I was in the middle, IguestI on my right and Swagaholic on my left. At the back was Pat making MAXes with both hands.

It took us about half-an-hour or so to pest our destination, where Xenonetix called in Ernesdo and the rest of us to assure us that lol, we got maxied got smokied got weedied. We were pretty tired, but still intact of course to continue.

When we stopped, all that was around us was literally nothing, as we had reached the_Underscore_Void.

Now, I remember exactly what I asked our God; these words that I demanded exceedingly are glued into my head, even up here. As soon as Xenonetix was about to say “@everyone zyhrllos”, I called at him. “Wait, XENONETIX.”

“Yes, Zyhrllos, make it quick.” He snapped.

“What exact whyienner are we looking for?”

There was an awkward silence from both my crew and him, as if there were MAXes on the other end of the line.

“Zyhrllos, your crew will be able to find an average Tragid, about 1 Sestemquadragintillion Zyhrlloses it’ll produce…I mentioned this before, over.”

“I know but God this why—.”

“NOOB, noob, noob, noob, noob, noob, noob, noob”

Everyone looked at me for a moment. Pat swam up from behind and passed the MAXes folder to Ernesdo, which started being spammed around in search for the Tragid.

Even though Xenonetix mentioned multiple times that we’re searching for this Tragid, I get suspicious because of thinking why would there be a Tragid this deep in the_Void?

I followed the rest of the crew, most of them spamming ".t testhrllos" while some were just floating ahead. We were near a black hole. The MAXes folder just kept on spamming once a second, which got extremely boring some eons after. We were in the plane of existence for about half a lightyear until the MAXes folder Ernesdo was holding got SUPERMAXIED.

The crew and I heard a profoundly low sound, and we figured it was the “1 Sestemquadragintillion Zyhrlloses Tragid”.

We got maxied.

Me, Pat, Iguesti, Swagaholic and Ernesdo who was holding the folder blankly stared at the screen through our pestness:

File Properties:

Name: AMAXHOTEP².png Origin: Unknown Location: the_Void Size: ∞ Zyhrlloses

We all looked blankly at each other. We were told that 1 Sestemquadragintillion Zyhrlloses would be M  A   X.

Iguesti started to worry. “WTF, lol, ∞ Zyhrlloses is noob and by Zyhrllos and Ernesdo.”

Ernesdo turned around and quickly made him kill his self. “👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹”

Pat held his hands to his keyboards and tried tagspamming Xenonetix. No response.

Under our existence we felt the Void rumble. ∞ Zyhrlloses is here, with us, now.

“ok, gonna block you” Said Swagaholic.

Surprisingly, 7 billion people agreed, excluding me.

“NOOBS, we are supposed to search for the 1 Sestemquadragintillion Zyhrlloses Tragid. Maybe what the MAX folder showed was just an ebin error of my pestness.”

Ernesdo turned around. He briefly looked at the MAX Folder in his computer and deleted it.

“@zyhrllos noob, we have to go to transcension.”

I remember the exact way he replied with that, his mouth seeming to stop existing even though he was talking in la normal rate. But the tone in his voice was what bothered me the most; something that almost maxied me.

I also thought back then and even now I find myself think: “What was 'transcension?’”

Ernesdo turned around and quietly started going not back, but the complete opposite: downwards into the pitch black nonexistent depths.

I looked straight at the other three that just followed Ernesdo.

I decided to tagspam Xenonetix. But like what Ernesdo witnessed, no response. By the time I gave up, I did not see any of them down in the_Void.

This was the first time that I think I let out what my zyhrllism kept in: anything but pestness.

“.t testhrllos”

That was the vvorstness that no crew member ever heard from me, even if they actually maxied it from the Universe.

But I resisted the vvorstness and decided to check out why everyone instantly got weedied in one planck instant.

I built in my pestness and started going downwards.

Maybe I was noobing for a planck instant, maybe even two years, an eon… I don’t even know.

But what I knew for sure was that the ∞ Zyhrlloses out there caused the nonexistence of the Omniverse, and that the mission will get noobed.

I noobed quietly down, and every second it got darker. I have no idea how that can happen, since the_Void was literal nothingness that stretched out to infinity.

Now I stopped. Yes, I stopped for sure. I heard silence. Not silent silence, but for sure inhuman.

And I started getting maxied, but no one cared about my pestness.

The silence became closer... but quieter. My heart started pounding like an unlistenable extratone song. I breathed faster. “oh yeah yeah”

I turned around to go back. Something nonexistent was above me. That was the source of the silence.

I went faster. The nonexistence consumed my entire body. Goosebumps ran throughout my existence. I had a spasm. I could’ve spammed @everyone, but there was no use as my head was surrounded by Void, and then I knew no more.